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Cockmeter

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.
How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.
by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020
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cockmeter

A meter used to see how much cock someone wants
Zezz is like a 11 put of 10 on the cockmeter
by Zezz April 24, 2014
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cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.
Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.
by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007
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cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
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cockterbeam

A cock tractor beam

When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.
Wow I just cockterbeamed John
by Debarb69 May 21, 2016
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Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
by matt April 5, 2004
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