cocknetto
cocknetto by didsomeonesaydaddy February 27, 2021
Words you can keep
cocknection
when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage
cocknection by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017
Related Words
cocknetto • Cockletto • cornetto • cockette • cockfetti • cocklette • Counetto • Cockectomy • cocketbook • Cockett-Style Ticklegooning
cocketbook
A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.
cocketbook by Shaymer August 23, 2007
Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy
A series of films created by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, starring Pegg and Nick Frost in the lead roles. Each film takes a specific film genre and makes and effort to Pilgrimize it. The first two installments, "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz," Pilgrimize zombie movies and buddy cop/action movies, respectively. The currently in-production third film, "The World's End" is supposed to apply the Pilgrimization technique to sci-fi films.
The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).
Also known as the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.
The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).
Also known as the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.
As an expert on all things lulzy, I declare Edgar Wright's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to be the most effective attempt at genre satire to date.
Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy by ZimMan2 December 13, 2010
Cornetto Trilogy
A legandary trilogy of films is "shaun of the dead", "Hot fuzz" and "The worlds end" in each film Stars the same two characters Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, and occasionaly some other characters that have been in one the cornetto trilogy film and appear in the others, each film has a different theme and genre, for example "shaun of the dead": a zombie appocalypse, "hot fuzz": a bunch of failure policemen, apprart form one (simon pegg) who doesn't know how to switch off, and "the worlds end" a bunch of succsesful men appart form one (simon pegg) who doesn't know how to grow up, all go on a pub crawl around their old childhood town "newton haven". In each trilogy there is always some sort of tragedy or happening going on through the films I reccomend you see all the films back to back, in each film you will hear many quotes that are used quite often through out the trilogy's, most people I know have seen the movies and use the quotes too and we most deffinatly use them in my house hold!
Quotes from each "cornetto trilogy":
Shaun of the dead:
Ed: lenny says that winchester rifle is real
Shaun: yeah well lenny also says dogs can't look up
*later on in the movie ed uses the rifle against the zombies and it works.
Ed: see, what did I tell you?!?...
Shaun: yeah ok you were right but dogs can look up
Hot fuzz:
The andy's: every one and their mums is packin roun ere...
Nicholas angel: like who?
The andy's: farmers
Nicholas angel: and ?....
The andy's: farmers mums...
Another quote form hot fuzz
Danny: have you seen point break?
Nicholas: no!
Danny: bad boys two???
Nicholas: no!!
Danny: * freezes in shock* you aint seen bad boys two?!?!
The worlds end:
"Let's boo boo"
"What the fuck does that mean?"
_____________
"Oh fuck off you big lampshade"
_______________
"Why don't you get back in your spaceship and fuck of back to legoland you cunt!!!"
________________
"To errr is human ..... So .... Errrr!!!
Shaun of the dead:
Ed: lenny says that winchester rifle is real
Shaun: yeah well lenny also says dogs can't look up
*later on in the movie ed uses the rifle against the zombies and it works.
Ed: see, what did I tell you?!?...
Shaun: yeah ok you were right but dogs can look up
Hot fuzz:
The andy's: every one and their mums is packin roun ere...
Nicholas angel: like who?
The andy's: farmers
Nicholas angel: and ?....
The andy's: farmers mums...
Another quote form hot fuzz
Danny: have you seen point break?
Nicholas: no!
Danny: bad boys two???
Nicholas: no!!
Danny: * freezes in shock* you aint seen bad boys two?!?!
The worlds end:
"Let's boo boo"
"What the fuck does that mean?"
_____________
"Oh fuck off you big lampshade"
_______________
"Why don't you get back in your spaceship and fuck of back to legoland you cunt!!!"
________________
"To errr is human ..... So .... Errrr!!!
Cornetto Trilogy by "cornetto trilogy" lover!! September 2, 2013
Cocknutte
1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.
2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen
*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.
2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen
*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.
1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."
Cocknutte by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026