Cockectomy

Rare condition in which the male genitalia will spontaneously detach itself from the crotch leaving the man stunned and somewhat bemused.

Mr. Smith, it appears that you experienced a mild Cockectomy. I placed your testicles in this zip-lock bag for you to take home.

by General Jack April 15, 2009

costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

corkectomy

The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loosen them up.

Once John Doe had his corkectomy he stopped acting like a self-righteous, humorless, prig.

by Lonya August 3, 2007

Corpectomy

Surgical procedure whereby the corpus (body) is removed from below the brainstem.
The remaining head must then be kept alive artifically.

May be used in an emergency situation when time constraints do not permit diagnosis.

It's great to see Joe looking so well now that he's undergone his corpectomy.

by Jamie Miller December 11, 2004

Transorbital cockbotomy

To perform a transorbital lobotomy using ones cock.

I'm going to kick you in the nuts and perform a transorbital cockbotomy.

by DiscoDan32 February 2, 2006

Correctomy

Verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something.

Bob accidentally passed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.

by Sloppy Johnson July 1, 2016

Cockbotomy

When the dick so good it erases your personality and most of your cognitive functions.

I received a Cockbotomy and now all I do is drool at the ceiling.

by MayoOreoLord January 28, 2022