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cockfetti 

dude, i totally got cockfetti on the chicks back last night.
cockfetti by logan and zach May 13, 2008
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Cockfetti 

The result of drawing a big dick on a sheet of paper, tearing in to small pieces and then throwing it this way and that; like normal confetti, except with a dick drawing
Person 1: Look! That kid's throwing confetti everywhere. It's like Christmas!
Person 2: Uh, don't get too excited dude, that's cockfetti. That paper was once a dick sketch.
Person 1: Wow, that's let down.
Person 2:...yea, bummer
Cockfetti by kynit January 13, 2009

Cockfetti 

Pieces of tissue paper, that remain stuck to the penis after ejaculating into the tisssue and being tardy in removing it.
"Dude, I fell asleep with a tissue on my prick and woke up with cockfetti".
Cockfetti by kjbkjbjkbn February 27, 2011

cocknection 

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage
Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection
cocknection by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017

Champagne confetti 

To squirt. Female ejaculation.
You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS
Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

Ass confetti 

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.
Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
Ass confetti by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

champagne confetti 

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT
you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d
champagne confetti by eunkoo September 28, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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