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counetto 

Being a mix of country and ghetto
I’m the best of both worlds I’m counetto.
counetto by Kimbolowe June 2, 2022

Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy

A series of films created by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, starring Pegg and Nick Frost in the lead roles. Each film takes a specific film genre and makes and effort to Pilgrimize it. The first two installments, "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz," Pilgrimize zombie movies and buddy cop/action movies, respectively. The currently in-production third film, "The World's End" is supposed to apply the Pilgrimization technique to sci-fi films.

The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).

Also known as the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.
As an expert on all things lulzy, I declare Edgar Wright's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to be the most effective attempt at genre satire to date.

cornetto 

A brand of ice cream...never heard about the 'other' meaning, lewis.

They're ad campaign is pretty damn good.
"Mmm, what I wouldn't give for a cornetto!"
cornetto by kitee October 25, 2004

Cornetto Trilogy 

A legandary trilogy of films is "shaun of the dead", "Hot fuzz" and "The worlds end" in each film Stars the same two characters Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, and occasionaly some other characters that have been in one the cornetto trilogy film and appear in the others, each film has a different theme and genre, for example "shaun of the dead": a zombie appocalypse, "hot fuzz": a bunch of failure policemen, apprart form one (simon pegg) who doesn't know how to switch off, and "the worlds end" a bunch of succsesful men appart form one (simon pegg) who doesn't know how to grow up, all go on a pub crawl around their old childhood town "newton haven". In each trilogy there is always some sort of tragedy or happening going on through the films I reccomend you see all the films back to back, in each film you will hear many quotes that are used quite often through out the trilogy's, most people I know have seen the movies and use the quotes too and we most deffinatly use them in my house hold!
Quotes from each "cornetto trilogy":

Shaun of the dead:

Ed: lenny says that winchester rifle is real

Shaun: yeah well lenny also says dogs can't look up

*later on in the movie ed uses the rifle against the zombies and it works.

Ed: see, what did I tell you?!?...

Shaun: yeah ok you were right but dogs can look up

Hot fuzz:

The andy's: every one and their mums is packin roun ere...

Nicholas angel: like who?

The andy's: farmers

Nicholas angel: and ?....

The andy's: farmers mums...

Another quote form hot fuzz

Danny: have you seen point break?

Nicholas: no!

Danny: bad boys two???

Nicholas: no!!

Danny: * freezes in shock* you aint seen bad boys two?!?!

The worlds end:

"Let's boo boo"

"What the fuck does that mean?"
_____________

"Oh fuck off you big lampshade"
_______________
"Why don't you get back in your spaceship and fuck of back to legoland you cunt!!!"
________________
"To errr is human ..... So .... Errrr!!!

hairy cornetto 

Another way of saying taste my hairy creamy cock
"Get ya lips round my hairy cornetto"
"Phwor she gave my hairy cornetto a right good licking"
hairy cornetto by AB342018 January 4, 2018

couhetto 

When describing a person - that is country and ghetto rolled all in one.
Lourine is so couhetto with those socks and heels on.
couhetto by trisrae April 22, 2005
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