cockleach
cockleach by Marky Bizzle October 5, 2006
Words you can keep
DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH
This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it
DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH by Queenzaniyah November 13, 2020
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cockleach • cockleech • cocklachoo • cockleschnitzel • Cock Leash • Cock Reaching • cockroach • cocklash • cocklunch • cockache
Madagascar hissing cockroach
An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022
Cockroach
Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.
and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.
and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.
and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.
and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.
Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.
Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-
Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"
Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.
Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-
Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"
Cockroach by bananafanna July 19, 2010
Cockroach with no cock
Cockroach with no cock by inn.my.shadowzs March 15, 2021
cocklash
severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking
cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
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