cockache

Chronic frustration. A source of cockache can also be called a cockache.

Reading trollish comments on my youtube video is a total cockache.

My ex won't return the CDs I lent him when we were dating. What a cockache!

by PartsPerBillion November 23, 2011

cockache

It's basically a literal translation of two words put in one = cock + ache. It refers to lack of pain in your cock regardless of sex. It means that you are neutral to the situation and OWNING it big. I said BIG!

I have a cockache towards his crapolicious attitude.

by fuzija August 2, 2010

cockschelle

A "Cockschelle" is the german word for when you punch someone with your massive dick.

The word got famous through the german youtuber/rapper/kellerbaron Mois

Oh yeah nahui

"Ich gebe deiner Kahba eine massive Cockschelle

Oh yeah nahui"

by trash.uchiha March 1, 2019

Cockecheese

1. adj. showing behavior seeming somewhat outstanding to the norm of a group or society, typically seeming to observe others; suspicious; sneaky.

2. interjection. a term used when a group of two or more are walking down the street, looking somewhat suspicious and beeing aware of that, or when they are looking good attracting others attention.

Finn: Look at that guy over there. What an outsider.

Jake: Yes, he is really cockecheese.

by Schlazzaam October 6, 2012

Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.

Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.

by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009

cockcheese

Cheese found growing on between the foreskin and bellend. Also more generally used as an insult.

Yo momma is such a cockcheese.

by Dz wanks goats July 5, 2003

cockachino

When a guy dips his cock in coffee and then rolls it in sugar. The girl then must suck the guys dick until the sugar is gone. Repeat as necessary, the guy is allowed to redip his cock as many times as he likes.

"Sarah gave him a cockachino all morning."

"Sarah woke up with a nice hot cockachino."

by Cali10888 January 24, 2010