Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.
and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.
and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.
and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.
and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.
Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.
Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-
Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"
Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.
Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-
Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"
by bananafanna July 19, 2010
A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.
They are an abomination!
They are an abomination!
If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.
by Striker122 May 13, 2010
by NotCharne September 28, 2019
by batts October 15, 2006
Someone on Tinder that keeps showing up no matter how many times you swipe left. Won’t go away, like a cockroach.
“This is the seventh time I’ve seen Jenny in the past three days. Talk about a cockroach. Maybe I should just swipe right and tell her to fuck off.”
by asseatermatt August 14, 2019
Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.
Recruiter 2: Let's go see......
Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
Recruiter 2: Let's go see......
Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
by Piranha May 16, 2006
After the Cowboys won their first game, I saw two cockroaches at the store wearing their Cowboys jackets.
by i hate dallas September 23, 2009