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Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.
Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012

cockahoop 

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.
(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.
cockahoop by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

cockahoop 

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.
(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.
cockahoop by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

cocknacho 

The word "Cocknacho" has two forms:

It can be used as an insultive noun to describe a person or thing that one finds displeading.

It can also be used as an adjective. (rarely)
Noun: "Man....Jared is such a cocknacho."

Adjective: "Jesus, Jared, that was a pretty cocknacho thing to do."
cocknacho by jackboots November 10, 2004

cockahooie  

ADJ. Used to describe something that is not done up to standard. It could mean that something is broken, does not work properly, or in need of maintenance.
There is something cockahooie about your bike fit, try replacing that seat.
cockahooie by WORK4KGB August 19, 2008
look at you in chipmunk. spoken by those few beings who are able to speak and read this legendary language. the leader of this group, tete, who speaks fluent chipmunk, and is the descent of the great alvin, leader of all chipmunks, is gay.
person spills juice on his white polo

"hahahahaa, cuckachoo!"
cuckachoo by ubong the great January 10, 2008