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cockbuzzard

An old woman who is dressed up, wearing lots of makeup, and typically hangs out in bars. She is usually desperate for attention and thinks that she is still hot. She sits and waits for cock. Beware...these ancient birds frequently travel in packs and are extremely horny and willing to do whatever it takes to get cock.
The bar was full of "cockbuzzards" so a made a break for the door.
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Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.
I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.

Cockguzzler 

And adjective given to one who ingests cocks at a very high rate.
Cockguzzler by MLGMommySlayer October 13, 2016

cockguzzler 

One who performs oral sex on the male anatomy frequently with many partners.
The cockguzzler resembled a circus seal with many horns in front of them.

cocknuzzle 

Like spooning.. but naked.. where the males genitals nuzzle into the females bottom.. Snuggled in.. can also be called bumnuzzle
My boyfriend loves waking up, rolling over and starting this morning with a cocknuzzle. I love the bumnuzzling :)
cocknuzzle by MissTara April 19, 2014

Corkbuzz 

Pounding an entire bottle of wine and then using the empty bottle to shove the cork as far up your ass as possible.
Mike said he gave himself an 8" corkbuzz last night. There is no way he got past the neck.
Corkbuzz by Bergholian November 14, 2016