An old woman who is dressed up, wearing lots of makeup, and typically hangs out in bars. She is usually desperate for attention and thinks that she is still hot. She sits and waits for cock. Beware...these ancient birds frequently travel in packs and are extremely horny and willing to do whatever it takes to get cock.
The bar was full of "cockbuzzards" so a made a break for the door.
The 'buzzing' feeling around your groin when you've been up all night making meaningless hay with a minger. Cockbuzz is not necessarily pain, more a feeling of being more aware of one's member.
Jesus christ, I was with a right dobber last night, I've had cockbuzz all morning man.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.