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Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.
I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.
by XxSwagWarriorxX May 20, 2015
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cockdazzle

When a girl or guy pulls your pants down to give you head and is flabbergasted and often intimidated by the size of your dick.
that skank Latisha was cockdazzled by the size of my dick and didnt give me head
by johnnyjohnson1196 November 15, 2009
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cocknozzle

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)
He's just a total cocknozzle.
by Schmuck July 7, 2003
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Cocknozzle

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
by akendall July 8, 2009
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cockizzle

Ebonics for "cock."
Also a variation of "fo' shizzle my nizzle"
Suck my cockizzle, bizzle!
by Kremit March 28, 2003
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Cockguzzler

And adjective given to one who ingests cocks at a very high rate.
by MLGMommySlayer October 13, 2016
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Cockjazzle

The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.
Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.
by karmazone December 23, 2010
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