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Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.
I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.
Cockmuzzle by XxSwagWarriorxX May 20, 2015
Words you can keep

cockdazzle

When a girl or guy pulls your pants down to give you head and is flabbergasted and often intimidated by the size of your dick.
that skank Latisha was cockdazzled by the size of my dick and didnt give me head
cockdazzle by johnnyjohnson1196 November 15, 2009

cocknozzle 

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)
He's just a total cocknozzle.
cocknozzle by Schmuck July 7, 2003

Cocknozzle 

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Cocknozzle by akendall July 8, 2009
Ebonics for "cock."
Also a variation of "fo' shizzle my nizzle"
Suck my cockizzle, bizzle!
cockizzle by Kremit March 28, 2003

Cockguzzler 

And adjective given to one who ingests cocks at a very high rate.
Hey yo, look at that cockguzzler over there.
Cockguzzler by MLGMommySlayer October 13, 2016

Cockjazzle

The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.
Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.
Cockjazzle by karmazone December 23, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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