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cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills
Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender
cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.
Cockbending is the newest artform.

cockbeat 

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.
cockbeat by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

Cocklean 

verb: to skew, to angle, to slant.
"You cockleaned the lampshade when you bumped it! Fix it!" or "Caitlin! That doesn't look right, you gotta cocklean that table!"
Cocklean by KDeck March 19, 2010

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.
Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

Cackbean 

A cackbean is a visual representation of interesting events along a timeline. Cackbeans are used to show where in the time line an event occured.

Cackbeans made it into the mainstream when they started being used in visual computer interfaces like finance.google.com and webMethods Optimize.
According to the cackbean on this chart, our stocks were trending up at 3 PM.
Cackbean by MattGreen November 21, 2006