cockbangle

A bangle of cocks.
Basicly a huge tangle of cocks
Even more basicly your pretty much fucked by a ball of cocks chasing you

"Fuck, that cockbangle is headed our way"

by peter alabaster October 9, 2007

cockhandled

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

by stance July 16, 2004

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

by Anonymous December 6, 2004

cockwrangler

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission

James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

cockbadger

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

by manta July 30, 2003

cockmangler

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.

Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.

by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005

cockbaggery

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005