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Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.
Cockbending is the newest artform.

Cockbait 

A promiscous, slutty chick whose primary purpose for existance is to attract as much cockmeat as possible so that she may always be full of male ejaculate. Not overly concerned if the jizz is sliding down her throat or dripping out her dirty snatch.

May also be a particular item said female would use to help lure helpless penis meat in her direction.
That girl is total cockbait. Every Friday night she is out trolling the bars with her merry band of skanks hoping to score a dick in her mouth.

Even though shannon wouldn't admit it, her new swimsuit, purpusefully chosen to show off her ample cleavage was nothing but cockbait. She hoped the additional cockbait would help her snag some nice water cock when her and Jennifer go boating and there are hundreds of drunk horny guys about the lake.

Shannon"My cockbait worked like a charm. I had a guy below deck in no time...he shot a huge load all over my titties...I sucked 5 more guys off in the stabbin cabin that very weekend"

Jen - "Whore"
Cockbait by Little Dick July 25, 2012

cockbanging

1.the physical motion of banging a cock or male genital, also known as a penis.
2. alternate term for sex
dude that chick was totally cockbanging me after we got home.

Cockbonding 

A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.
Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.
Cockbonding by Xaime May 28, 2019

cockband 

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband
Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"
cockband by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Cock Bandit

Someone who looooves the cock.
Cock Bandit by JohnWayne December 1, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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