Urban Dictionary: Cockbandit

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A girl who likes the cock, and will do anything just to have the cock.

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot...you cockbandit!

by Patric Parton December 09, 2003

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by JohnWayne November 29, 2005

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.

Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)

by FEDER4TION August 30, 2006

A person who loves to take cock, especially in the mouth.
Namely a female cock whore or bitch.

"Yeah bitch! You're a real cock bandit! HAHA, take that dick!" - Fred Flinstone

by TheCockBandit November 14, 2009

1. A derogatory term used to describe a gay man.
2. An insult, most often used between males, meant to imply that one is homosexual

1. I left because they kept calling me a cock bandit
2.Stop staring at my ass you cock bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.