Baristatard

(n) A retarded barista.

Alicia was so made when the baristatard could not even make her a simple cup of tea with milk. "I think that they gave me dirty dish water"

by MistressDonnaoftheDark August 23, 2019

cousband

A cousin who is also your husband.

Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 25, 2010

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 07, 2012

dicksand

Getting so caught up in a guy that you lose who you are.

She was with him for about eight years before she fell into his dicksand and forgot how awesome she really was.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark September 07, 2016