"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).
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Scriptural (n): a reference to a body of written work that is considered of cannonical nature.
Examples: For the human soul, the bible is considered "Scriptural" based on the word "scripture:

A car repair manual to repair a specific vehicle may be called the "scripture" for a specific repair technique used for that specific year make and model of vehicle
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The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.
Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.
by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
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Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.
"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."
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Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.
Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.
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(n) A person who quotes scriptures to show off their knowledge and ability to memorize. They usually scripture spit when somebody is feeling down instead of actually listening to the person. It is usually done in a very judgmental and flippant manner.
Meryl quoted scripture to me when I informed her of my mother's death. She's such a mean, rotten judgmental scripture spitter.
by lorelei91 July 19, 2015
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