cockbang

This is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his ass out so as to prevent crotch to crotch contact.

The bar was so crowded that when Jake gave me a hug he cockbanged me.

by PapiChulapi June 11, 2006

cockbang

the noise made when your dick hits a hard surface with speed

woah did u hear that noise? must have been some cockbang

by eddyweddyfeddy May 18, 2008

Cockbang

Sucking a homies toes while playing Fortnite

Shanna cockbang later?

by Sigma eater December 9, 2023

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

cockbadger

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

by manta July 30, 2003

Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.

Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.

by Royals8 February 26, 2019

cockmangler

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.

Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.

by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005