Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?
Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.
Friend 1: I understand.
Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.
Friend 1: I understand.
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
Th present tense for someone who is consistantly annoying, exageratory or generally socially retarded.
by RQQST3RT33TH April 14, 2005
by SGT.PLOW January 28, 2008
When a community of communist gets together and assembles a sort of gang to assault all the most dominant roosters within said community.
by Maya Leao March 26, 2023
When a male gets so hard and horny, your cock grows to the pinnacle of its possible size, releasing quick jolts of cum all over, and it happens anywhere from 2-20 times, anything past that is inhumane. It launches off base at lightning speeds. And it feels similar to a heartbeat, only located in your cock. Sometimes, you can feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins like a cum god.
Brock - I was balls deep in my bitch when I felt the cockbeat around 12 times. Felt like a machine gun in my pants when I felt it. Pleasure was immeasurable, I think she liked it.
Ryan - Disrespectfully, please never talk again.
Ryan - Disrespectfully, please never talk again.
by Odyeon June 03, 2024
You get so hard n’ horny that semen spews out in short bursts at rocket speeds, usually around 3-15 times, and it feels like a heartbeat in your cock. Sometimes you feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins, and that’s when you know you reached Cum-God status.
Brock - I was balls deep in my girl when I started feeling the cockbeat, and it felt like I had a machine gun in my pants. I had reached the apex of our sex. I felt the cockbeat all around me tingle with lots of satisfaction.
Rico - Now since when did you reach this zen in the art of cumming Brock, I don’t believe you.
Brock - Ya gotta try, ya just gotta try my g. You’ll feel the highest feeling of pleasure any man can get to.
Rico - Now since when did you reach this zen in the art of cumming Brock, I don’t believe you.
Brock - Ya gotta try, ya just gotta try my g. You’ll feel the highest feeling of pleasure any man can get to.
by Odyeon June 03, 2024