a spinoff of rockband:
The instruments are as follows

Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound
the cock band performed at the gay parade
by awetsdgsd June 17, 2009
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The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.
by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008
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Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.
Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!
by KillaSmooth September 3, 2006
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When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.
I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!
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Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
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