cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.

Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.

cockbarf by Dan February 23, 2004

cock barf 

verb. The act of sperm being ejected from the penis as though cock is in the act of barfing.

I can't believe you accidentally cock barfed in that girls ear.

cock barf by Dodez January 19, 2008

cockbarnacle 

Any overt sign of an active STD, visibly present on a man's penis, such as warts, blisters, sores, or other lesions.

She ran screaming from the bedroom after she saw his nasty cockbarnacle.

cockbarnacle by Pope Antonio May 11, 2006

Allah Cockbar 

1. A spiritual eruption of pent up infernal jihadic forces gushing forth and ferociously searing the collective eyes of humanity with a vision supreme.

The Apprentice inquired, 'Master, my mind constantly wavering, the lantern of truths flame obscured through a fog of deception, and my soul sinks into hopeless despair as though gazing into a barren desert. I humbly ask thee, how is the revelation of a vision supreme attained in such a turbulent life?'

The Master replied thus, 'To become imbued with the eternal spirit of Allah Cockbar in this Galactic Jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahcockbar.com - Such is the will of Allah.'

Allah Cockbar by Sir.RobJ July 18, 2016

Allahu Cockbar 

An exclamation that a man yells when he is about to go balls deep in his woman’s hoo hoo and wants her to know that his wang is the greatest. This will arouse the woman and make her moister than a 6 month old heavily used sponge.

Stoney: Yo bro, how’s it hangin?

Big Queefy: You mean like how’s it going or how my wang is hangin?

Stoney: I mean.... I guess both lol

Big Queefy: Well I’m doing well thanks for asking. My wang on the other hand is in urgent care recovery. I screamed Allahu Cockbar when I was slamming this hoe last night and she opened up like a newly born clam popping out of its shell. I smashed her way too hard and bruised my brisket. So that’s how my mangled meat is doing.

Stoney: Damn bro, lmk if you need me to tag in next time. I would’ve been ready to go.

Allahu Cockbar by Stoney69 September 21, 2021

Cock barf 

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.

That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.

Cock barf by DAVE December 2, 2003

cockbarricade

To be severely and humiliatingly cockblocked, usually by more than one person.

Just as I was getting hot and heavy with Sheila under the bleachers, the entire school football team showed up, dragged me out and gave me a swirly in the bathroom. She'll never talk to me again. They really cockbarricaded me.

cockbarricade by TheMadLinguist January 14, 2009