Cockbaffled

Expressing that you are really surprised in a formal way.
Can entirely substitute the use of baffled or surprised if you want to sound formal.
The cock in the word relate to the look of a rooster, it is really cockbaffled.

When Alex told me about his mothers' health, I was really cockbaffled by her condition.

by hislter October 5, 2012

cockwaffle

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.

Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .

by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011

Cockwaffle

(1) idiot
(2)a person who is bad at making waffles

Amy ur such a cockwaffle!

Oh yeah, homodumshit?

IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS

WOW!

by PhillyDog June 1, 2015

cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.

by *Patches* September 26, 2005

cockwaffle

Neither a cock nor waffle, a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.

Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle

by Eric Lander October 26, 2008

Cockwaffle

it doesn't taste like poptarts

You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?

by Pinkey12 June 9, 2018

cockwaffle

A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere

Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms

by John Waffels May 1, 2008