Cockbarded

Being bombarded by mad amount of dick pics

Sam has cockbarded me for weeks, had to tell him to chill

Cockbarded by Mic.the.freak February 20, 2023

cockburned 

To be completely and utterly destroyed in argument or debate.

User 1: Video games take no skill
User 2: The definition of "skill" disagrees with you.
User 1: I don't care.
User 2: Then you're not even fit to argue about language. Piss off you twat. You just got cockburned.

cockburned by Rampancy June 25, 2008

cocktarded 

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded 

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

cockbreed

A fuckin' loser. fuckbucket

That guy is a cockbreed, I wish cancer upon him!

cockbreed by Foyf January 21, 2003

cockbreed

A penis that will multiply every time it is beat off. A re-spawning bell end.

"The alien cockbreed has spread all the way across Essex"

cockbreed by Foyf January 21, 2003

cockbred 

A straight guy who is raised by two gay parents and then later himself turns gay.

Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...

cockbred by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010