Cockbarded
Cockbarded by Mic.the.freak February 20, 2023
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cockburned
User 1: Video games take no skill
User 2: The definition of "skill" disagrees with you.
User 1: I don't care.
User 2: Then you're not even fit to argue about language. Piss off you twat. You just got cockburned.
User 2: The definition of "skill" disagrees with you.
User 1: I don't care.
User 2: Then you're not even fit to argue about language. Piss off you twat. You just got cockburned.
cockburned by Rampancy June 25, 2008
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Cockbarded • cocktarded • Cock-banded • cock boarded • cockbreed • cockbred • cockburned • combarded • cock barrel • Cock Garden
cocktarded
1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.
Nate: I know, I told his ass.
Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.
Nate: I know, right.
Nate: I know, I told his ass.
Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.
Nate: I know, right.
cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008
Cocktarded
A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on
While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.
Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017
cockbreed
cockbred
Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...
cockbred by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010
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