peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat
dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!
by dave January 06, 2004
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Melbourne

The best City in Australia. Voted the 2nd most livible city in the world. Has the best tap water in Australia. Where the Formula 1 is every year aswell as the Australia Tennis Open.

Located in the south of Australia in the state of Victoria.
Has a population of about 3,500,000.
by Dave August 26, 2003
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alchy

"I need some alchy dammit!!!"
-angry drunk dude
by Dave April 01, 2004
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Rooskie

Improper spelling of the word "ruskie", which is a racist slur toward a Russian.
"Damn Rooskies!"
"You spelt it wrong."
"Oh shut up you commie!"
"Stop being judgmental. I never said I believed in--"
"YES YOU DID GODDAMMIT!!"
"Jesus Christ man. Take some ridalin. No wait, don't, uh, for Godsakes take a sedative or whatever. I mean seriously, it's OK to be proud to be an American, but don't let all that pride get to your head. -,- "
by Dave July 06, 2004
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311

Five self-described "friends for life" making the best music in the world. They have been around since 1988 and are music's best kept secret. Definitely not racist.
Know that 311 has always been Down.
by Dave December 29, 2003
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flaming moe

"That guy's a flaming moe if he keeps hitting on guys and dreaming about blowing them or something."
by Dave January 15, 2004
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Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
by Dave November 18, 2003
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