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cock barnacle 

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.
man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
cock barnacle by lanstopher March 5, 2009
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Cock Barnacle 

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.
"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.
Cock Barnacle by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026