cloen

when someone tries to call you a clown by making you look it up misspelled, so when they ask tell them it is the square root of 68749

lookup the word cloen on urban dictionary
- see ur a clown bc you looked up a made-up word

by harrystylesismylover December 23, 2020

choen

nickname for chase hudson and noen eubanks. totally ship them and they are the hottest fucks alive

choen are so cuteeee

by thanks for letting us October 7, 2019

Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

by JMUK July 17, 2012

Wurst client

wurst or wurst client is of one of oldest clients. The logo of wurst represented as sausage which refers to its' name that means "sausage" in Deutch. It came out in May, 2014 and has oldschool GUI such as in Nodus, Epsilon or Rome clients. See also wurst moment.

WURST CLIENT IS THE BEST HACKED CLIENT EVER CREATED

by rain97 March 12, 2022

Butt Clencher

A suspenseful situation, typically referring to a TV show, movie, or book.

The season finale of The Walking Dead was a major Butt Clencher!

by madambluhhh April 13, 2015

Clenting

Clenting is a term when a Youtuber is performing poorly (low views and low payment) in a month. The origin if the word Clenting is when user, FinalChidori57 whose real name is Clent began getting very poor views for almost a whole year consecutively and constantly receives low pays by his network. It became a humor within his posse, but later the term got across other groups within the gaming community of Youtube and it became a popular term used whenever a Youtube gets very poor views it's laughable. If a state of clenting, it's the lowest point you can be and you got to step up your Youtube game.

Note: This is a term used exclusively in the Gaming Community of Youtube, and those who are partnered under a Network. (TheGameStation, Machinima, TGN, Curse, Vultra etc.) Usually the term is not used within those that are not partnered as they don't monetize their views.

Jamal: Yo, I got 1M views for this month. I'm definitely caking with this new Naruto game.

Andre: Nah bro, I'm clenting this month. I only got 10k this month...it's not even funny. Gotta step up my game. Got some bills to pay.

by TGNYoutuber August 20, 2013