Clenis

Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.

'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"

by Baseball Fury January 19, 2005

Clenis

Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.

In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.

by blunted September 08, 2003

Clenis

A clitoris so big it can pass for a penis.

I went down on this lady the other night and she had quite the clenis.

by Joseph William B. April 20, 2009

Clenis

A clitoris so elongated it resembles a penis

Tom: so? How was your date with claire?

Phil: was bad dude, we got down to business but she had this huge long clit!

Tom: no way! Thats a clenis! I told you she was manly.

by Tommy4fingers December 20, 2016

Clenis

Clown Penis

When I squeezed his balls his clenis made a honk, I think im gonna marry a clown.

by Caramelcock June 04, 2022

Clenis

An enormous clitoris that is big enough to be a small penis.

The warden in that lesbain prison porno had a giant red clenis.

by azazel529 May 01, 2010

clenis

Portmanteau of clitoris and penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.

Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!

by That Guy March 29, 2005