by thecurelover911 March 24, 2024
Get the clenchmax mug.Dude 1: Yo, why yo asscheeks so toned man? What you been doing?
Dude 2: I've been clenchmaxxing for a while
Dude 2: I've been clenchmaxxing for a while
by spliitbtw January 20, 2024
Get the clenchmaxxing mug.Paul was clenchmaxxing all math class, look at that ass!
Matthew is so bad at clenchmaxxing, he's so flat!
Matthew is so bad at clenchmaxxing, he's so flat!
by Clenchmaxxer February 7, 2024
Get the Clenchmaxxing mug.Hayden is THE sigma clenchmaxxer in our high school he knows everything there is about clenchmaxxing.
by Danexer23 January 15, 2024
Get the Clenchmaxxing mug.Clenchmaxing is the final form of gooning.
When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.
When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.
Friend1: Chadwick is crashing on my couch dude.
Friend2: oh no why?
Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.
Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.
Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.
Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.
Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.
Friend2: oh no why?
Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.
Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.
Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.
Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.
Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.
by The OG Pan January 18, 2024
Get the Clenchmaxing mug.-Hey did you see James? His face looked so red!
-Yeah it's because he was clenchmaxxing, he is competing for the tightest ass award!
-Oh okay.
-Yeah it's because he was clenchmaxxing, he is competing for the tightest ass award!
-Oh okay.
by hdzl February 1, 2024
Get the clenchmaxxing mug.gen z term for clenching your PC muscles in order to prolong/withhold and orgasm.
In connection with gooning and edging.
In connection with gooning and edging.
by moshkaslomky January 29, 2024
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