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First discovered in late 2003(A.D.) "Clent" is a highly versatile word derived from the name of an English town, city, or.. whatever the hell it is... Its founders stumbled across the pitiful excuse for a place during a routine trip to Basingstoke, and found its resonance to be of a somewhat offensive nature. It has since been employed by perhaps five aspiring young rocket scientists as an expression for loathing and contempt.

Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.
1. OH CLENT!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!
clent by thecannibal March 12, 2004
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By the definition of an extremely local locale in Dadford this word means
"to have cleaned something, to have made something clean by the action of cleaning".
You see where she's going with this.
I clent my car today!
clent by Keel September 4, 2006
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"clent" is the past tense version of "clean" anyone who disagrees with this is stuck up and needs to go back to ninth grade
Jeffry clent the house with Jackson because they are responsible
Clent by XLMijit December 24, 2018
another BETTER term for the area between your ball sac and your arsehole.
guy: lick my clent
girl: no thanks.
Clent by luuuccyyyy August 20, 2008

clent livado 

the 2nd lord of the apocalypse, he who will descend upon the land in the darkest age to save all in need, he who will oppose the wars and chaos that unfolds shall stop the rampage, clent livado shall save all, and bring peace to the lands, he will bring balance between good and evil and help all progress to eternal happiness. but only those who are accepting and worthy of such.
prias clent livado
clent livado by sakata emborusa February 4, 2023

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Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

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Rob Centa on Twitter multiple times a day: "I hate racism! I love basketball and I'm always positive! I hate people with centassism!"
Centassism by bewkertonbox September 13, 2020
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