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First discovered in late 2003(A.D.) "Clent" is a highly versatile word derived from the name of an English town, city, or.. whatever the hell it is... Its founders stumbled across the pitiful excuse for a place during a routine trip to Basingstoke, and found its resonance to be of a somewhat offensive nature. It has since been employed by perhaps five aspiring young rocket scientists as an expression for loathing and contempt.

Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.
1. OH CLENT!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!
clent by thecannibal March 12, 2004
Words you can keep
By the definition of an extremely local locale in Dadford this word means
"to have cleaned something, to have made something clean by the action of cleaning".
You see where she's going with this.
I clent my car today!
clent by Keel September 4, 2006
Related Words
"clent" is the past tense version of "clean" anyone who disagrees with this is stuck up and needs to go back to ninth grade
Jeffry clent the house with Jackson because they are responsible
Clent by XLMijit December 24, 2018
another BETTER term for the area between your ball sac and your arsehole.
guy: lick my clent
girl: no thanks.
Clent by luuuccyyyy August 20, 2008

clent livado 

the 2nd lord of the apocalypse, he who will descend upon the land in the darkest age to save all in need, he who will oppose the wars and chaos that unfolds shall stop the rampage, clent livado shall save all, and bring peace to the lands, he will bring balance between good and evil and help all progress to eternal happiness. but only those who are accepting and worthy of such.
prias clent livado
clent livado by sakata emborusa February 4, 2023

Rob Centa Personality Disorder 

A psychological syndrome comprising a mix of narcissism, troubles with social interaction, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to cast criticsm as jealousy, Rob Centas undermine institutions and organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanize the people with whom they associate. People usually notice signs when the subject struggles to appear affable in social situations. For example, the social media posts of a person with RCPD often appear to be contrived attempts to appear normal. RCPD is a hypothetical, experimental diagnostic category. RCPD is not found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). As a hypothetical syndrome, RCPD could include aspects of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as well as traits of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) .
Person 1: Something's off about that guy. He gives me goosebumps.
Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

Centassism

Centassism describes a personality trait of an individual desperate for attention and external validation who compulsively uses Twitter to pronounce himself to the world as someone possessing various virtues.
Rob Centa on Twitter multiple times a day: "I hate racism! I love basketball and I'm always positive! I hate people with centassism!"
Centassism by bewkertonbox September 13, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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