Clenchmaxxing

The squeezing of ones glutes together to exercise and tone them to their maximum natural potential.

Paul was clenchmaxxing all math class, look at that ass!

Matthew is so bad at clenchmaxxing, he's so flat!

by Clenchmaxxer February 7, 2024

Clenchmaxxing

Masturbating really hard.

Hayden is THE sigma clenchmaxxer in our high school he knows everything there is about clenchmaxxing.

by Danexer23 January 15, 2024

clenchmaxing

An exercise of clenching your glutes so hard that a males pelvis area increases in size, It could potentially lead to making your shaft the size of hulks forearm

I started clenchmaxing, ever since then I can't find underwear big enough to fit my johnson.

by Pissmaster69420 March 21, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Essentially mewing but with your buttocks. You squeeze your glutes at all times to shape it into a plump baby pumpkin carved from marble. Many clenchmaxxers have expressed feeling like they're in a higher plane of existance from performing this, not unlike gooning.

"Oh, you've been mewing, ropemaxxing and jelqing for the last two years? But you haven't started clenchmaxxing yet? Never gonna make it"

by Cheezy D on the mic March 20, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Refers to the practice of clenching one's buttocks to enhance male orgasm

Dont forget to clenchmaxxing before gooning after your edging session

by fishloverGooner13 January 16, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Maxxing out the tone of the bumcheeks thanks to the clench method.

Dude 1: Yo, why yo asscheeks so toned man? What you been doing?
Dude 2: I've been clenchmaxxing for a while

by spliitbtw January 20, 2024

clenchmax

the act of clenching your ass cheeks together

"Clenchmaxxing while jelqing is the new meta"

by thecurelover911 March 24, 2024