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Cuckshed 

A noun; most predominately used to describe a cozy, usually small, structure that is assembled for the specific purpose of providing a cuck with shelter while a Chad is staying over at his house. This building is filled with fun objects and other amenities in order to entertain the cuck, so he will typically stay distracted until his wife is done getting plowed.
Person 1: Hey dude how was your weekend?
Person 2: It was great. Chad came over to visit my wife early this time, so I got to spend a whole three days in the cuckshed.
Cuckshed by Poonslayer747 September 26, 2019
Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.
1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.
Clocked by martelldesu March 19, 2015

cuckshed 

A Cuckshed is a just a normal Shed, I swear. Just get in the Cuckshed. It's

Just used for Bussiness purposess I swear.
"Carson, just get in the Cuckshed."

"NO, HE ESCAPED THE CUCKSHED!"
cuckshed by H3yguys June 23, 2019

clocked-up 

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up
clocked-up by lopht January 19, 2009
Observed, recorded, noted. Possibly related to determining the speed of a car by using a stopwatch to time its travel between two fixed points, such as "He was clocked doing 60 in a 45 zone".
"Hey that guy keeps eyeballing your iPod." "Yeah, I already clocked him."
clocked by GayMedia April 4, 2010
Beaten, bashed, punished. To hit someone.
"Shut the fuck up before I clock you."
"He waz gettin' tough, so I clocked him one."
clocked by Diego September 11, 2003