The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
A Place in NJ where a lot of smoking reefer is at. Everyone does it here, even little timmy reefs it up with his mom down the road. No cops in wantage...just State police, but im sure all of them are fucked up right now. Just bust out your bubbler, bong, or tinny and rip the shit out of that beast. Dont worry about laced shit unless you want chronic. Everyone here is a professional blunt roller to. even grandma knows how to roll a fattie
Grandson "Grandma...can you roll this for me? Just 3 unchopped grams."
Grandma "Sure"
5 seconds later...
Grandma "chopped and rolled, I even took out the stems and shit"