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clitorusty 

Out of practice at oral sex.
My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.
clitorusty by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009

Clitoris 

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
Clitoris by Verileigh September 9, 2010

Stinky Monkey Clitoris 

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.
me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!

clitorial manslaughter

1. To take one's clitorus and murder several humans until they are bleeding to death clit

2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
1. man that hoodlum be using his clit to commit clitorial manslaughter! manslaughter hoodlum

2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter

Clitoria 

A flower that looks like a vagina. I CANNOT make this up. It's on wikipedia. Search it. Oh, and don't ask how I ended up there, it was an... accident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: What's your favorite plant
Guy 2: Clitoria
Clitoria by TerraByt3 May 29, 2021

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. 

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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