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Clitoria

A flower that looks like a vagina. I CANNOT make this up. It's on wikipedia. Search it. Oh, and don't ask how I ended up there, it was an... accident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: What's your favorite plant
Guy 2: Clitoria
by TerraByt3 May 29, 2021
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Clitoria

1. A flower named after the clitoris.

2. also, a character in the movie titled "the period"

3. Could also be a word for: interesting or "nice"
example one:

Boy 1: "Dude did you see that new chick?"

Boy 2: "Yeah dude, whats her name?

Boy 1:"I think its victoria."

Boy 3: "Nope, its clitoria."

Boy 2: "Like the clitoris?"

Boy 3: "exactly like the clitoris"

Example 2

"dude science is clitoria"

"yeah man."
by analog777 February 9, 2010
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Clitoria

The name you give your lady bits cuz she yo girl.
Clitoria and I go wayyyy back...
by LexMad December 2, 2020
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clitoral lint

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
by Jordan P January 16, 2017
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clitorivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.
I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a clitorivore.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
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Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
by Verileigh September 9, 2010
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clitorial manslaughter

1. To take one's clitorus and murder several humans until they are bleeding to death clit

2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
1. man that hoodlum be using his clit to commit clitorial manslaughter! manslaughter hoodlum

2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter
by KratosOfTheDead March 8, 2011
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