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Clitoriste

A lady who likes gettin' it on with other ladies.
Well hello there Tardy McLatepants, who's this fetching young clitoriste friend of yours?
by Luneric January 22, 2009
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clitorusty

Out of practice at oral sex.
My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.
by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009
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Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
by Verileigh September 9, 2010
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Stinky Monkey Clitoris

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.
me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!
by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023
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Clitoris stew

When your down muff diving she squirts and it’s like eating stew. Like a chowder
I was down eating it out and it was like clitoris stew
by BIG HEF March 2, 2019
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Clitoris Leachman

An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.
Clitoris Leachman appeared on the MTM show from 1970 through 1975.
by andy1 April 6, 2009
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clitorizer

One who has mastered the art of manipulating the clitoris in such a way to cause the female to orgasm uncontrollably.
Jeremy is so good with his mouth on the ladies that he call himself the clitorizer, causing them to climax in 18 seconds flat!
by redblurstang December 31, 2009
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