Clitarist
Ultra feminist/lesbian who plays shitty "I hate men" or "fuck you dad" folk music on an acoustic guitar.
Clitarist by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008
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clitorusty
clitorusty by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009
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Clitarist • clitorist • Clitoriste • Clitoristic • Clit Armstrong • Clit Wrist • clitoris • Clitastrophe • clitoris rex • claristha
Clitoris
1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
Stinky Monkey Clitoris
me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!
bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!
bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!
Stinky Monkey Clitoris by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023
Clitastrophe
Noun
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Clitastrophe by rapunzabel June 11, 2017
Clitoris stew
Clitoris stew by BIG HEF March 2, 2019
Clitoris Leachman
An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.
Clitoris Leachman by andy1 April 6, 2009
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