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A mechanical apparatus used to stimluate the female genitalia

AKA DILDO
She got a clitbot for Christmas and could't be happier
clitbot by Tibs March 30, 2005
Words you can keep
Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).
Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.
Clitiot by Jeff D September 2, 2005
Related Words
Someone who helps someone get clips for their page. They let the person clip them.
I don't use a Clipbot because I think they are scummy
Clipbot by anonymous September 9, 2020
While having sex, my girlfriend got a clitboner.
clitboner by tddragoon April 19, 2009

clitbomb 

1: When your Girlfriend doesn't clean her vagina before oral sex. Than it smells nasty when your eating her out.

2: When a girl blasts her juice on your face while your eating her out.

3: When a girls clit is all wet, smelly, and furry and it she pushes it in your face.
1: Bill- "That bitch hit me with a clitbomb last night."

Richard- "Damn it sucks when they don't wash."

Katt- "mhmmmm"

2: Richard- "Ahhhh!! You BLASTED me with your clitbomb."

Alex- "I know it's what bitches do. BLAST 'EM"

3: Nicholis defilipo- "My grandma gave me the sexiest clitbomb ever yesterday."

Grandma- "I love you Nick!"

Nick- "I love you more, Grandma!!!"

Grandma- "but you didnt give me a clitbomb!"
clitbomb by Nickolas DeFillipio March 12, 2009

clitboard 

When a girl is so bored (and/or horny) that she offers sex just as something to do.
Jess was a little clitboard after Zach dumped her
clitboard by Pbandgay March 10, 2019

Clitotion 

Emotions governed by the female clitoris.
I wanted to say no to having sex with him but my clitotion took over and we ended up in bed.
Clitotion by Elonmusk421 March 26, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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