Clipboard. An object that resembles absolute power and authority among businessmen and women. Treated as a
Bible to those with the authority to use it and used religiously on a daily basis. If not used the owner of the Clipboard grows gloomy, bored, and
depressed from not taking notes on how others behave.
Note: When a clipboard user is fired, after a long enough
time of not using the clipboard, the former user begins to crave users of clipboards, and develops a kind of fetish. This is also known as the birth of a Karen.