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While having sex, my girlfriend got a clitboner.
clitboner by tddragoon April 19, 2009
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clitbomb 

1: When your Girlfriend doesn't clean her vagina before oral sex. Than it smells nasty when your eating her out.

2: When a girl blasts her juice on your face while your eating her out.

3: When a girls clit is all wet, smelly, and furry and it she pushes it in your face.
1: Bill- "That bitch hit me with a clitbomb last night."

Richard- "Damn it sucks when they don't wash."

Katt- "mhmmmm"

2: Richard- "Ahhhh!! You BLASTED me with your clitbomb."

Alex- "I know it's what bitches do. BLAST 'EM"

3: Nicholis defilipo- "My grandma gave me the sexiest clitbomb ever yesterday."

Grandma- "I love you Nick!"

Nick- "I love you more, Grandma!!!"

Grandma- "but you didnt give me a clitbomb!"
clitbomb by Nickolas DeFillipio March 12, 2009
A mechanical apparatus used to stimluate the female genitalia

AKA DILDO
She got a clitbot for Christmas and could't be happier
clitbot by Tibs March 30, 2005

clitboard 

When a girl is so bored (and/or horny) that she offers sex just as something to do.
Jess was a little clitboard after Zach dumped her
clitboard by Pbandgay March 10, 2019
'clitbossing' is when the clitoris gets 'annoyed' to a point of ejaculation (unexplained)
"yo im gonna clitboss, your balls are gonna love this"
clitboss by lice server endorcement September 19, 2021
A bullshit word Doug used in a game of scrabble.
Clittoy is totally a real word
clittoy by CoJonez February 17, 2023
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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