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A slang term used in the hood to describe one of little intelligence, while unintentionally making a derogatory reference to women. A mix of idiot and cliterous, rendering the term "clitiot".
Daymn naygro, yo ass got stomped by that clitiot!
clitiot by Brad Foster January 12, 2008
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Look at that clitiot she is texting while putting on her mascara while smoking and driving.
Clitiot by mjbnorth December 31, 2008
An idiot, who is in the state of dire need for some clitorous/pussy. Someone who is at the point of desperation to attain some pussy/ass.
Connor began to hit on Maryssa, making it so obvious, the entire party felt bad for Maryssa. Maryssa became very uncomfortable with Connor, on a count of him breathing heavily in her ear with an angry/seductive look on his face. Connor continuously put his arm around this poor little girl.
The party decided it was time to nickname this local idiot, naming him; Connor the Clitiot
clitiot by DshiZZy April 20, 2007
A city dweller that has no instinct or simple reasoning.
That citiot just walked straight out into traffic
Citiot by wallville September 14, 2009
Citiots are a group of idoits who go to small towns and or camping for the reason of entertainment. They often stand around kissing on the sidewalk blocking the door to the post office or god knows what. They act as if there is nothing else in the world but them, they are in there enviroment but rarely really interact with it. They mostly after lighting are the second most couse of forrest fires.
The worse thing Citiots can do are build a resort in a small mountain town. This can destroy the economy for the town and lead to business and people leaving the once small town of less then 3,000 people.

It put stress on the few public services that the small town people have like. Water Treatment, The Garbage Dump and Schools.

This Example is taken from a first hand account of what happen in Rosyln, WA home of The Brick, A TV show that in my regaurds is not worth commenting on.
Citiots by Inimicus May 5, 2007
More commonly from New York City, citiots venture out to their summer homes in the Hamptons from Memorial Day to Labor Day. They usually have fancy cars and are usually wealthy. They drive like they own the place, and they walk around town and in stores like they own them too. Citiots are very snobbish. See also snob
Mom did you see that citiot cut me off at the stop sign?

Wow, that citiot just cut in front of me!
Citiot by cheesemonsta August 24, 2008
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