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clitbomb 

1: When your Girlfriend doesn't clean her vagina before oral sex. Than it smells nasty when your eating her out.

2: When a girl blasts her juice on your face while your eating her out.

3: When a girls clit is all wet, smelly, and furry and it she pushes it in your face.
1: Bill- "That bitch hit me with a clitbomb last night."

Richard- "Damn it sucks when they don't wash."

Katt- "mhmmmm"

2: Richard- "Ahhhh!! You BLASTED me with your clitbomb."

Alex- "I know it's what bitches do. BLAST 'EM"

3: Nicholis defilipo- "My grandma gave me the sexiest clitbomb ever yesterday."

Grandma- "I love you Nick!"

Nick- "I love you more, Grandma!!!"

Grandma- "but you didnt give me a clitbomb!"
clitbomb by Nickolas DeFillipio March 12, 2009
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Punching a female in the vaginal region with great force.
Reggie: "Hey, why is your girlfriend walking like that?"

Cornelius: "I totally clit bombed her last night."
clit bomb by spankman January 9, 2008

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb 

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.
ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

Clit-Bomb 

When a Female gets her Clitoris (Clit) Hit by a Large amount of Sperm during Sex.
Tanner - "Dude, I gave my Girlfriend a Clit-Bomb last night when we were getting it on."

Lance - "Nice Man."
Clit-Bomb by Sampug394 March 23, 2009
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