clausiu 

a boy from Costinesti romania (beach boy) so chill and funny and who pays for tequila shots in rock and roll clubs.very chill🤙🏻

neighbour: “Get off my lawn you bastard!!!”
Clausiu: “🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻“
neighbour: “Oh sorry Clausiu, i didn’t know you are so chill.”

clausiu by sjziwnsbt September 12, 2022

Lord_Claudius 

A argentinian person who believes the falklands rightfully belongs to argentina, simps for German egirls, and commands a lego neapolitan army.

Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.

Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.

Lord_Claudius by Sovietz99 June 21, 2021

doing a Claudius 

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end

Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius

doing a Claudius by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021

Clausula Bichosexual 

Persona, hombre o mujer que teniendo una atracción sexual definida hacia las mujeres, aparte tiene una atracción sexual hacia Cristiano Ronaldo aka El Bicho.

Maria te quiero pero respeta mi clausula bichosexual

Clausula Bichosexual by Ricosuaveyatusabe March 28, 2022

claudiu 

someone who can drive you crazy with the fantastic look in his eyes. He can make you laugh,be joyful and love. He is very hot and awesome.

I'm dreaming of those dreamy eyes...... claudiu's eyes..............

claudiu by cc105 April 13, 2010

Santa Clausing 

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.

1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.

Santa Clausing by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016

clausturbate 

To masturbate in a confined or tight space, such as a closet or elevator.

Thomas, trapped in an elevator with only his genitals and hands, decided to clausturbate while he waited for rescue.

clausturbate by MarcT October 14, 2009