a boy from Costinesti romania (beach boy) so chill and funny and who pays for tequila shots in rock and roll clubs.very chill🤙🏻
neighbour: “Get off my lawn you bastard!!!”
Clausiu: “🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻“
neighbour: “Oh sorry Clausiu, i didn’t know you are so chill.”
Clausiu: “🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻“
neighbour: “Oh sorry Clausiu, i didn’t know you are so chill.”
by sjziwnsbt September 12, 2022
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Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.
Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.
Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.
by Sovietz99 June 21, 2021
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To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies
Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.
Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.
Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work
Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021
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by Ricosuaveyatusabe March 28, 2022
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by cc105 April 13, 2010
Get the claudiu mug.When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016
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by MarcT October 14, 2009
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