Lord_Claudius

A argentinian person who believes the falklands rightfully belongs to argentina, simps for German egirls, and commands a lego neapolitan army.

Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.

Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.

Lord_Claudius by Sovietz99 June 21, 2021

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Lord_Claudius

A closeted Argentinian man who believes the falklands rightly belongs to Argentina, spends 2/3 of his time researching the French marechal Joachim Murat and his phat ass, and the beloved former leader of a napoleonic lego neapolitan army from June 2020 to September 2023.

hey mane claudius is retiring, his opinions doesn't matter

ill miss lord_claudius

I would post the images here, but I've been banned from their disk, for saying "Puta Espana" in EI chat
Just a disclaimer: Lord_Claudius does not approve the actions suggested above. Viewer discretion advised.

Lord_Claudius by AverageClaudEnjoyer September 27, 2023

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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