Lord_Claudius

A argentinian person who believes the falklands rightfully belongs to argentina, simps for German egirls, and commands a lego neapolitan army.

Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.

Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.

Lord_Claudius by Sovietz99 June 21, 2021

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Lord_Claudius

A closeted Argentinian man who believes the falklands rightly belongs to Argentina, spends 2/3 of his time researching the French marechal Joachim Murat and his phat ass, and the beloved former leader of a napoleonic lego neapolitan army from June 2020 to September 2023.

hey mane claudius is retiring, his opinions doesn't matter

ill miss lord_claudius

I would post the images here, but I've been banned from their disk, for saying "Puta Espana" in EI chat
Just a disclaimer: Lord_Claudius does not approve the actions suggested above. Viewer discretion advised.

Lord_Claudius by AverageClaudEnjoyer September 27, 2023

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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