clausturbate
Thomas, trapped in an elevator with only his genitals and hands, decided to clausturbate while he waited for rescue.
clausturbate by MarcT October 14, 2009
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Crapsturbate
Crapsturbate by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008
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classturbator
(n.)- an individual who masturbates during class
classturbation -(v.)The act of feeling the sudden urge to masturbate purfusely during school hours. Usually the kid in the school that gets his ass kicked on a daily basis, yet still has the dignity to beat his meat the next day.
classturbation -(v.)The act of feeling the sudden urge to masturbate purfusely during school hours. Usually the kid in the school that gets his ass kicked on a daily basis, yet still has the dignity to beat his meat the next day.
Billy: "Hey Mike!"
Mike: "What?"
Billy: "Scott Terry (from Boardman, Ohio) beat his meat in Wood Shop, Science and Math all in two school days!"
Mike: "Wow, what a perve, let's go beat his ass."
Billy: "Yeah, damn classturbator!"
Mike: "What?"
Billy: "Scott Terry (from Boardman, Ohio) beat his meat in Wood Shop, Science and Math all in two school days!"
Mike: "Wow, what a perve, let's go beat his ass."
Billy: "Yeah, damn classturbator!"
classturbator by Del Marcos de toro May 18, 2008
Clapturbate
When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.
Clapturbate by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018
crasturbate
to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
crasturbate by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005
Clapsterbate
When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.
Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.
Clapsterbate by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009
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