Definitions by MarcT

clausturbate 

To masturbate in a confined or tight space, such as a closet or elevator.

Thomas, trapped in an elevator with only his genitals and hands, decided to clausturbate while he waited for rescue.

clausturbate by MarcT October 14, 2009

clawsturbate 

To masturbate with a claw or pincer.

Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).

The hermit crab began to clawsturbate when he was chosen as a new pet.

clawsturbate by MarcT October 14, 2009