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clampoozle

Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."
by mgdu October 30, 2009
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Claypoole

Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!
Jane: "Any advice you need im here to give you."
Missy: "Thanks Jane Claypoole, your such a good friend."

Bill: "What did you say about my buddies?"

Ted: "They SUCK!" ( Bill Claypoole cracks pool stick over Ted's face.)
by Jam-eee February 10, 2010
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champoozle

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.
Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."
by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011
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Camboozle

The act of spinning a story with so many plot holes and twists that the local Cameron is bamboozled
The story of the old woman at the door who said the in order save the girl the hunter must slay the dragon but the dragon was already dead and the woman was actually a tree had camboozled the young man.
by Camboozler July 21, 2020
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Camboozler

A specific class of cam whore who posts myspace/facebook pictures of themselves showing everything from the chest up in a deceptive attempt at making themselves look trimmer than they really are. Commonly practiced amongst large women with substantial breasts, & often pretty faces whos goals are to scamboozle a hot guy into meeting up with them most likely at a fine dineing facility to black widdow the males bank account with their thunder gunt appetites.
Protagonist: "Check out this hot girl that friended me the other day. She wants to meet up."

Friend: "I dont see any body shots of her?"

Protagonist: "Good point man, I better call in a gunt check, otherwise i'll be footing a bill at the steak house for a camboozler."
by Ampresandman December 3, 2011
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Clamboozled

A state of mind reached when a woman uses her lady bits to lure you into a confused, easily manipulated state, in which you will agree to anything she demands.
Friend: "Damn, bro. I can't believe you married that crazy bitch. "

Me: "I got clamboozled".
by Kraftman42 June 10, 2024
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Clompoodle

A group of poodles more than three being walked by one person
I saw a dog walker being pulled over by a clompoodle,
by Vicious orange carrot August 6, 2018
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