clampoozle
Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."
clampoozle by mgdu October 30, 2009
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Claypoole
Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!
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clampoozle • champoozle • Clamboozled • chompoozle • Camboozle • Camboozler • Claypoole • Clompoodle • compoozled • cream poozled
champoozle
Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.
Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."
champoozle by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011
Camboozle
The story of the old woman at the door who said the in order save the girl the hunter must slay the dragon but the dragon was already dead and the woman was actually a tree had camboozled the young man.
Camboozle by Camboozler July 21, 2020
Camboozler
A specific class of cam whore who posts myspace/facebook pictures of themselves showing everything from the chest up in a deceptive attempt at making themselves look trimmer than they really are. Commonly practiced amongst large women with substantial breasts, & often pretty faces whos goals are to scamboozle a hot guy into meeting up with them most likely at a fine dineing facility to black widdow the males bank account with their thunder gunt appetites.
Protagonist: "Check out this hot girl that friended me the other day. She wants to meet up."
Friend: "I dont see any body shots of her?"
Protagonist: "Good point man, I better call in a gunt check, otherwise i'll be footing a bill at the steak house for a camboozler."
Friend: "I dont see any body shots of her?"
Protagonist: "Good point man, I better call in a gunt check, otherwise i'll be footing a bill at the steak house for a camboozler."
Camboozler by Ampresandman December 3, 2011
Clamboozled
A state of mind reached when a woman uses her lady bits to lure you into a confused, easily manipulated state, in which you will agree to anything she demands.
Clamboozled by Kraftman42 June 10, 2024
Clompoodle
Clompoodle by Vicious orange carrot August 6, 2018
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