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compoozled 

That moment when you were just about to click or tap a link on a computer or handheld device, but something shifts or changes on the screen at the split second you do, resulting in clicking the wrong link and having to go back. Composite of computer and bamboozled because when you have been bamboozled by a computer, you have been compoozled.
Ugh... I just tried to send you a friend request but I got compoozled and sent it to someone else instead.
compoozled by WordSmithK November 25, 2018
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Cumboozled 

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.
person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022

comboozled 

Pronounced come-boo-zled, it means that you are so frickin' confused, that you can't explain how frustrated you are.
Friend 1: God damn! This puzzle is so big! How the hell did the other people finish it?
Friend 2: I'm so comboozled right now, I literally don't know where to begin.
Friend 1: Agreed.
comboozled by An Actual Fatty Catty December 16, 2018

Compizzled

When you are confused and also pissed (drunk.) A part of the losictionary, a dictionary founded between two friends, Lois and Rosie. Also the song, "Get compizzled a lot... la la la la la la..."
"Damn, You're as compizzled as hell, James!" said Andy, as he saw his drunk friend try and work out why all the lights at the crossing were red.

conpoopled 

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.
"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."
conpoopled by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005

Confoozled 

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"
Confoozled by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003

compuzzled 

To be heavily confused, and/or at a total loss of thought.
i am very compuzzled trying to think of an example for this word. lol
compuzzled by mattg210 August 14, 2008