mgdu's definitions

pack a picnic lunch

Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.

Pete: I'm heading to south county.
Mel: Pack a picnic lunch!

by mgdu October 19, 2022

Get bent

The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.

During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.

by mgdu August 8, 2021

mediochre

A shade of dark yellow that just isn't living up to its potential.

His mediochre eyes promised abdominal cancer, but once again, we were let down - it was alcoholic liver disease.

by mgdu October 30, 2009

clampoozle

Vagina.

Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."

by mgdu October 30, 2009

geekqual

Equal in depth of arcane knowledge, especially in a specific area of expertise (movie trivia, computer and technical knowhow, etc.); exclaimed when one party acknowledges the possession of such knowledge by another. Mash of "geek" and "equal". Forms: geekquals, geekqually, geekquality.

Melanie: I can't believe how many lines Robb and Andy can quote from "Aliens".

Karen: They are truly geekquals.

Melanie: Separated at birth.

by mgdu January 10, 2009

pulling it off

Succeeding at an improbable task, such as looking sexy in red cowboy boots. While being male. And being (previously) presumed to be straight.

This look I'm rockin'? I am pulling it off.

by mgdu October 24, 2008

fruilt

Fruit guilt; the guilt you feel when you see a piece of fruit, and you know you should eat it, but you eat a cookie instead. Pronounced 'frilt'.

That orange sent me on a fruilt-trip, but I came back unscathed, with a tummy full of cookies.

by mgdu April 27, 2008