9 definitions by Ampresandman
Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.
Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!
Yusuke: What?
Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.
Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.
Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.
Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!
Yusuke: What?
Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.
Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.
Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.
Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!
by Ampresandman December 23, 2011
A sterotypical black male (Harlem) who gets women pregnant, and leaves his state/country never to be seen again, or for at least 20 years as to avoid child support. (globetrotter). Usually goes by an alias to the females he impregnates as to further disrupt any efforts at locateing him.
Hood rat: Where yo baby daddy?
Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.
Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.
by Ampresandman January 16, 2012
Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?
Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.
by Ampresandman December 7, 2015
The mode of transportation used by the aqua teen hunger force. Basicly a 4ftx6ft trailer with two wheel in the back, & meatwad harnessed in the front as the "engine". Used to go vast distances while oddly enough, Frylock just hovers inside of it.
by Ampresandman December 9, 2011
A specific class of cam whore who posts myspace/facebook pictures of themselves showing everything from the chest up in a deceptive attempt at making themselves look trimmer than they really are. Commonly practiced amongst large women with substantial breasts, & often pretty faces whos goals are to scamboozle a hot guy into meeting up with them most likely at a fine dineing facility to black widdow the males bank account with their thunder gunt appetites.
Protagonist: "Check out this hot girl that friended me the other day. She wants to meet up."
Friend: "I dont see any body shots of her?"
Protagonist: "Good point man, I better call in a gunt check, otherwise i'll be footing a bill at the steak house for a camboozler."
Friend: "I dont see any body shots of her?"
Protagonist: "Good point man, I better call in a gunt check, otherwise i'll be footing a bill at the steak house for a camboozler."
by Ampresandman December 3, 2011
(lol-e-moan-e) It's what real men say to the incompetent divorce lawyers and judges after they take their income "off the books" at work, and place all of their assets at their parents or another trusting relatives discretion (even better if it's one of her relatives that hates her but loves you) until all of this "alimony business" settles down.
Judge: "I order you to pay more than you are financially capable of in order to maintain the lifestyle that your wife is entitled to so she can still have enough of your money to support her failure "lifestyle coach" boyfriend with the money you slaved for and the debt you will endure because I am a hair brained moron with an online law degree and lack the cognitive skills to formulate rational decisions that will ultimately influence the rest of your life."
Real man: "LOLimony judge fudge I don't own shit. No hard feelings babe. Here, your 18 year old sister lost her sock at "our" house last night. Tell her it was in my pant leg, she'll know what it means."
Real man: "LOLimony judge fudge I don't own shit. No hard feelings babe. Here, your 18 year old sister lost her sock at "our" house last night. Tell her it was in my pant leg, she'll know what it means."
by Ampresandman November 29, 2013
1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
by Ampresandman December 22, 2011