Nerd Girl: I less than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Guy: Well I more than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Girl: Well I more than more than three you. *giggle*
Passerby: Shut the fuck up!
Nerd Guy: Well I more than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Girl: Well I more than more than three you. *giggle*
Passerby: Shut the fuck up!
by wordshark May 21, 2008
An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017